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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
AND THE ATTA BOY AWARD GOES TO...
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ATTENTION ALL HANDS! ATTENTION ALL HANDS!

After careful consideration and not a whole lot of deliberation, The Captain has made a choice for this month's ATTA BOY AWARD. Please give a rousing round of applause for The Vicar of Christ on Earth, Pope Benedict! I don't know about you, but I LOVE this Pope as I LOVED John Paul. Keepin it real and kicking Mooselimb arse the Catholic way. Your numbah one in our book sailor!


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OH MAN DO I LOVE THIS...
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A Pope Who Gets It

By Micah Halpern
MicahHalpern.com | April 9, 2007


I got this article from Micah Halpern over at Frontpagemag.com Seems our Pope took it upon himself to send Ayalicktoilets Khamenei a wee letter when they were holding those Brits prisoner. Seems the Pope didn't denigrate the Ayalicktoilets about not being a Catholic or anything like that. What he did, was call that "turbaned turd's" bluff. Go read the whole article and then you may understand why The Captain believes it's time to start sharpening the Broadsword of Christian Justice and stop this fucking bullshitting around. The pisslamists are out to kill, enslave, or convert every single person on this planet. They HATE Catholics because they know there are so many of us. As many of us as there are of them. Add to that our other fine Christian brothers and you got a recipe for some real world wide fucking PISSLAMIC ASS STOMPING! And because they know that WE know, their fucking piss poor excuse for a religion is nothing more than a temper tantrum by their PEDOPHILE PROPHET because they were pissed at the Jews for having their One God and having it made, mostly. So they got a big chip on their shoulder and decided to create a false religion. Bet ya I'm right.

It has been confirmed by the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI wrote a letter to the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei on behalf of the fifteen British sailors and marines taken captive by Iran. Writing this letter to Iran's Muslim leader was a very bold move on the part of the world's leading Catholic.



You know, it's not really a bold move. The Pope is the Vicar of Christ on this earth. Listen, what most people don't seem to realize, even some (for shame) Catholics around the world, is that the Pope is really a baaaad ass Spiritual Ninja! I'm not joking. Just think, this guy's got 1.5 BILLION people in his gang. What the fuck do you think the Pope needs to worry about? Yes, as Pope, he's got to go on TV and try to stay within the guidelines of forgiveness, atonement, peace, and love, no doubt about it. But The Captain is willing to bet his next paycheck that when the cameras are off, and he's chillin' in the Pope's apartment, him and the other Vatican homeboys sit around and talk about how they wish they could throw the gloves off and come out swinging. You see, to a died in the wool Catholic, a follower of Islam, is a SATAN WORSHIPPER. No fucking bones about it. And to Catholic's, anybody who worships Satan is gonna get their ASSES handed to them when You Know Who comes back to town. The Pope certainly knows that.



Evil incarnate is the way the Muslim world views the Catholic Pope. The Muslim world in general and Iran specifically have deemed the Pope the most dangerous leader on our planet. The Western world pales in comparison. The United States is a mere trifling annoyance. Israel is a speck on the Muslim hatred meter when compared to the Catholic Pope.


The Pope is a threat to Islam.


You fucking ay right he is, you suckers of hog cocks. The Pope KNOWS you fuckers are in for it when it's all said an done. He KNOWS you camel fellating, child murdering, shit licking, ABLE BODIED LEAD STOPPERS, are gonna do whatever the fuck you want to do. For now. The Captain is gonna tell you something right here. I ain't no angel. I am in more need of Christ's sweet salvation than the ENTIRE pisslamic religion. But you know, by His stripes we are healed. And I believe it brother. I believe it as surely as I can see my ugly reflection every morning in the mirror. I believe it as surely as the day is long. And nobody, repeat NOBODY, will ever make The Captain say otherwise. You worthless cockroaches keep scurrying about on your worthless little cockroach errands all you fucking want. I just hope, no matter what God has in store for me at the end, nay, I PRAY! that I see every single one of you SATAN WORSHIPING sons of fucking sows get what YOU truly deserve. Come 'ear, I gotta coupla 14 inch shells for ya!



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Friday, April 06, 2007
HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY EASTER!
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ATTENTION ALL HANDS



STAND BY FOR FLASH MESSAGE



THE CAPTAIN WISHES ONE AND ALL TO HAVE A SAFE, HAPPY, GOD FILLED EASTER HOLIDAY.

MAY YOU AND YOURS EXPERIENCE THE PEACE, LOVE, AND GRACE OF OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST FOREVER.



THE CAPTAIN WISHES TO REMIND THE CREW



HE IS RISEN!





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FOOD FOR THOUGHT


A world without children a result of worldwide "demographic death spiral"





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This is a link to a story at LifeSite.net   The Captain recently discovered this website and approves it for the crew's general reading.  This article made the little hairs on the back of The Captains' neck stand up.  It is very disturbing to think of a world as described in this article.  But it is very apparent that what is said here, is very true.  Go have a look and then tell me what you think about the whole issue.





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Wednesday, April 04, 2007
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New Jersey School Stages Practice Hostage Drill – Portrays Killers as Fundamentalist Christians
Superintendent says, “We need to practice under conditions as real as possible”

Can you fucking believe this shit? I mean, really, can you just FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!?! This is from an article published on LifeSite.net on Tuesday morning. This is just one more straw added to a camel's back that is already TOTALLY overloaded with fucking straws. I wish The Captain could say that it is the last straw but, unfortunately, The Captain is not so fucking naive to believe that it will end here.
BURLINGTON, NJ, April 3, 2007 (LifeSiteNews.com) – On Thursday, March 22, officials at Burlington Township High School enlisted the help of two local policemen to carry out a mock ‘hostage situation’ drill at their school. The drill invoked disapproval from Christian students as the student body was told that the alleged gunmen were “members of a right-wing fundamentalist group called the 'New Crusaders' who don't believe in separation of church and state.”

Oh yeah, that's right, it's not radical turbaned turds running around, killing thousands of people every day with IED's, homicide bombings, and suicide bombings all over the world, it's Fundamentalist Christians!
School Superintendent Chris Manno praised the drill beforehand explaining that “You perform as you practice. We need to practice under conditions as real as possible in order to evaluate our procedures and plans so that they're as effective as possible.”
Who the fuck is this guy? And what the fuck is this dhimmwhit doing running an institution of learning? ATTENTION CREW, LOAD THE MAIN GUNS AND STAND BY TO FIRE! This motherfucker needs a good ol' fashioned Skin Head boot party! Has Piss Manno even seen a fucking news broadcast in the last 5 years? Has he read a fucking newspaper? Listened to the fucking radio? Or has he been sitting in his office with his hand on his cock, fantasizing about little school boys and what he'd like to do to them? You TOTAL fucking RETARD!
Bob Pawson, National Coordinator of the Scriptures in School Project, denied that the drill portrayed a possible reality and instead asserted that the drill was used as an excuse to denigrate Christians. “So what allegedly real condition was imagineered? A grotesque scenario saturated with Christian-bashing prejudice and bigotry; a scenario which could never possibly occur.”
And The Captain believes that you are absolutely right Bob. Now load up the Chuch bus with as many Right-Wing, gun-toting, Fundamentalist Christians as you can find, and go SHOOT THAT FUCKER IN THE HEAD! The thing that makes this useless drill even more useless is the fact that, according to Bob Pawson, even in todays' SOCIALIST dominated American society, school kids CANNOT get expelled for praying before class!

The US Department of Education explicitly affirms the high court ruling
and the national No Child Left Behind educational program penalizes any
school that does not allow for constitutionally protected religious
speech which includes public prayer.
So there ya go, you sucker of dead squirrel dicks, you've exposed yourself for what you truly are. God help you when the balloon finally goes up in this Country.

You fucking wanker!

Go read the whole article, The Captain is to pissed to say anymore about this shit.


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