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Sunday, July 30, 2006
THIS MONTHS ATTA BOY AWARD
-SHOT OUT-
ATTENTION CREW! This month's ATTA BOY award goes to one tough, eloquent hombre! The award has been given to Dan Gillerman. Mr. Gillerman is Israel's 13th ambasador to the United Nations Useless Nincompoops and in a recent interview with the BBC told the limey tart conducting said interview exactly what was on his mind. You can watch the video here. It's an intense interview and the limey wench really pushes on Mr. Gillerman when later in the interview, he puts a BIG SHOT ACROSS HER BOW!
Now if that ain't tellin it like it is, I don't know what is! Mr. Gillerman's refusal to be baited, and his willingness to tell it like it is, makes him our TOP DOG this month. ATTA BOY!
Hat tip to Banagor over at Shining Plate for the head's up.
THAT IS ALL.
ATTENTION CREW! This month's ATTA BOY award goes to one tough, eloquent hombre! The award has been given to Dan Gillerman. Mr. Gillerman is Israel's 13th ambasador to the United Nations Useless Nincompoops and in a recent interview with the BBC told the limey tart conducting said interview exactly what was on his mind. You can watch the video here. It's an intense interview and the limey wench really pushes on Mr. Gillerman when later in the interview, he puts a BIG SHOT ACROSS HER BOW!
“I don’t believe it’s counterproductive. I think we’re doing exactly what any other country would do. I can cite examples to you of countries who went to war on far less than that. I mean, your own country, Britain, went all the way, thousands of miles away, to the Falklands for a couple of sheep!”
Now if that ain't tellin it like it is, I don't know what is! Mr. Gillerman's refusal to be baited, and his willingness to tell it like it is, makes him our TOP DOG this month. ATTA BOY!
Hat tip to Banagor over at Shining Plate for the head's up.
THAT IS ALL.
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Friday, July 21, 2006
-SHOT OUT-
The results are in! The Captain is pleased to announce that the Finger of the Month Award goes to none other than FUCKTARD camel humper HASSAN NASRALLAH, so called "Secratary General" of that band of "Mooselimb" miscreants about to be spanked by God's Chosen People otherwise known as "Jizzbollah". Take a close look at this shit licker. Nothing against Rick Moranis of Hollywood fame but this guy could be his brother. Nevertheless, this sucker of camel cocks is just another Satan worshipping boil on the ass of humanity and The Captain's most fervent prayer is that he gets gutshot by a rabid Jew. Your fanatical devotion to your Satan inspired "Religion of Puss" has earned you this most prestiegious award and in my book, you piss drinking lowlife means that in our book, your FUCKING-A NUMBAH ONE! (not!)
THAT IS ALL.
The results are in! The Captain is pleased to announce that the Finger of the Month Award goes to none other than FUCKTARD camel humper HASSAN NASRALLAH, so called "Secratary General" of that band of "Mooselimb" miscreants about to be spanked by God's Chosen People otherwise known as "Jizzbollah". Take a close look at this shit licker. Nothing against Rick Moranis of Hollywood fame but this guy could be his brother. Nevertheless, this sucker of camel cocks is just another Satan worshipping boil on the ass of humanity and The Captain's most fervent prayer is that he gets gutshot by a rabid Jew. Your fanatical devotion to your Satan inspired "Religion of Puss" has earned you this most prestiegious award and in my book, you piss drinking lowlife means that in our book, your FUCKING-A NUMBAH ONE! (not!)
THAT IS ALL.
-SHOT OUT-
ATTENTION CREW THE CAPTAIN HAS SOUNDED THE GENERAL QUARTERS ALARM PREPARE FOR ACTION STARBOARD...
Hot damn! This is really exciting shit! God's chosen people are about to put Hezbollah in the fucking HURT LOCKER! Year after year we sit in mute horror as we watch members of the "Religion of Piss" wage their cowardly attacks upon the Jewish people. It's high time the Jews saddle up and give those Satan worshipping, camel fucking, baby killing, Muslim cocksuckers a taste of their own medicine. FUCKING GET SOME! JEWS.
THAT IS ALL.
ATTENTION CREW THE CAPTAIN HAS SOUNDED THE GENERAL QUARTERS ALARM PREPARE FOR ACTION STARBOARD...
Hot damn! This is really exciting shit! God's chosen people are about to put Hezbollah in the fucking HURT LOCKER! Year after year we sit in mute horror as we watch members of the "Religion of Piss" wage their cowardly attacks upon the Jewish people. It's high time the Jews saddle up and give those Satan worshipping, camel fucking, baby killing, Muslim cocksuckers a taste of their own medicine. FUCKING GET SOME! JEWS.
THAT IS ALL.
BETTER LATE THAN NEVER
-SHOT OUT-
Attention crew, I realize that this is old news by now, but just couldn't help but post this hilarious pic I found on TBones War Journal
(click the pic to view larger version) The pic says it all.
THAT IS ALL.
ALL HANDS ON DECK !!
-SHOT OUT-
Now hear this! The Captain wishes to apologize to the crew for his long absense from the helm. Living here in South Central South Dakota means long days, and nights, of endlessly working to make ends meet. This being a "cattle community" means that even for fun, we work. There isn't that much else to do. Do not mistake this communication for whining, it is far from it. I will endeavor to Captian this vessel in a more direct fashion and promise that I will be posting more frequently in the future.
That is all.
Now hear this! The Captain wishes to apologize to the crew for his long absense from the helm. Living here in South Central South Dakota means long days, and nights, of endlessly working to make ends meet. This being a "cattle community" means that even for fun, we work. There isn't that much else to do. Do not mistake this communication for whining, it is far from it. I will endeavor to Captian this vessel in a more direct fashion and promise that I will be posting more frequently in the future.
That is all.
