BLOGROLL ME!
Friday, June 16, 2006
OVER MY DEAD BODY

- SHOT OUT -       


Now here this, as I'm sure it is no surprise to some of you out there, this article from World Net Daily should have every law abiding gun owner running to the gun shop and stocking up on as much ammunition as they possibly can.  Make no bones about it, in a world ruled by corrupt, manipulative, power hungry shit eaters who literally foam at the mouth to disarm Americans; all the better to tyrannize you my dear, it pisses The Captain off that our Government would even fucking THINK of sending a team to this farce.  When in the blue FUCK are the retards in Washington going to wake up and start smelling what they are shoveling.  Belive me, The Captain is fully armed and fully prepared to ELIMINATE any sonuvabitch that wants to try and take my guns.  If they are wearing blue helmets, it will be that much easier to send them to Hell and gone.


THAT IS ALL.


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Wednesday, June 14, 2006
FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TO...

None other than this worthless piece of LIMEY shit, Mark Malloch Brown, who is not only the number 2 guy at the United Nitwits but a  mealy mouthed, shit eating parasite who knows absolutely NOTHING about us MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS.  Listen to me, you privileged, pompous, puffed up, piece of JOHN BULL shit, not only do us Middle Americans know all about what you and your CRIMINAL UN CRONIES DO,  we also happen to think that if the entire UN Assembly were to be gunned down by some psychopath, or better yet, be vaporized by a small tactical nuclear device, the world would be a much better place.  Sit down and shut the fuck up you tea and crumpet munching cock sucker, and rest secure in the knowledge that with us here on the Right Wing Battleship, your fucking-A  NUMBAH ONE!  (NOT!).


OUT


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Monday, June 12, 2006
HEY YOU BLOODY LIBERALS...

"You're an enlightened world citizen. Your T-shirt says '9/11 was an inside job.' You're pretty sure we're living in a fascist state, that President Bush taps the Dixie Chicks' phones, Christian abortion clinic bombers outnumber jihadis, and the war on 'terror' is a distraction from the real threats: carbon emissions and Pat Robertson. Then you learn that 17 people were arrested in a terrorist bomb plot. How do you process the information?... Wait a minute: The 'terrorists' were Canadian? You can understand someone blowing up trains in Spain and London. They sent troops to an illegal war cooked up by neocons who want to kill brown people for Exxon and Jesus, or something. You can understand, reluctantly, blowing up teens in an Israeli pizza parlor, because the Jews took the West Bank from the sovereign, ancient nation of Palestine. But Canada? Isn't Michael Moore from Canada? You can get medical marijuana from married gay doctors in Canada, and no one has guns. You console yourself: Maybe they were really planning to attack the U.S. You realize the suspects were all Muslim, and you dread the inevitable pogroms. Haven't been any yet, but any day now. You read that a mosque was vandalized in Toronto after the arrest, and you feel a certain grim relief. Finally, racism!... You find yourself almost wishing there was another real attack, so people could see the logical consequences of 'fighting back' after 9/11. Yes, it would be bad, but sometimes you have to break an egg to show people the health impact of omelettes. Is it wrong to wish the Canadian terrorists might have succeeded? Shouldn't you know the answer to that question?" —James Lilek


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Sunday, June 11, 2006
THE CHRISTENING
ANNOUNCING THE MAIDEN VOYAGE OF "SHOTS ACROSS YOUR BOW". I AM YOUR CAPTAIN AND I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD! AS TIME PASSES, REFITS AND UPGRADES WILL BE MADE TO MY WONDERFUL VESSEL AND I WELCOME ANY AND ALL CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTS TO MAKE THIS VESSEL SHIP-SHAPE. THAT IS ALL.