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ATTENTION ALL HANDS! ATTENTION ALL HANDS! THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. I WISH TO TAKE A MOMENT TO WISH YOU ALL A VERY WARM AND SAFE ST. PATRICK'S DAY. LET US NOT FORGET A FEW BASIC RULES WHICH MUST BE OBSERVED ON THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY FOR IRISH FOLKS ACROSS THE WORLD. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING IT ST. PATTY'S DAY. TO A REAL IRISHMAN THIS IS AN INSULT. NEVER MAKE FUN OF A MAN'S SINGING, NEVER MAKE FUN OF A MANS HAT, AND REMEMBER, THAT NO SELF RESPECTING IRISHMAN WOULD
EVER LET A DROP OF GREEN BEER PAST HIS LIPS!
THAT IS ALL.