ATTENTION ALL HANDS! ATTENTION ALL HANDS! THE CAPTAIN AND CREW WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT A WINNER HAS BEEN SELECTED FOR THE FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD! THE AWARD IS PRESENTED TO THIS AMOEBIC PIECE OF SHIT. THIS FUCKING WHINING-ASS, RICH, COCK SUCKER AND WASTER OF TAX PAYERS MONEY. HIS NAME IS DR. ALEXANDER DLUGI. AND WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THE COVETED FINGER OF THE MONTH TROPHY? WELL, IT SEEMS THE GOOD DOCTOR COLLIDED WITH A YOUNG GIRL WHILE OUT BICYCLING AND HAD THE FUCKING UNMITIGATED GALL, THE FUCKING PUSSY TEMERITY, TO TAKE THE LITTLE GIRL TO COURT AND SUE HER FOR, HERE IT COMES, PAIN, SUFFFFFFFERING, AND LOSS OF INCOME. YOU FUCKING PUKE! YOU SLIME! YOU SUCKER OF COCKS! YOU FUCKING LOSER PIECE OF SHIT! I SHOULD SUE YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS FOR THE PAIN AND SUFFERING THE CAPTAIN IS GOING THROUGH JUST KNOWING THERE ARE LIMP-WRISTED, SUE HAPPY MANIACS OUT THERE LIKE YOU. YOUR A FUCKING A NUMBER ONE ASSHOLE SO HERES TO YA, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!