BLOGROLL ME!
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
And this months finger of the month award goes to none other than Al, I'm a fucking hypocrite, Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! CONGRATULATIONS AL! Along with your worthless fucking golden idol, bestowed upon you by even more worthless fuck-spits than you are, you get to take home The Captain's FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD! You piece of shit. You maintain a mansion that consumes more power than the late, great Anna Nicole Quiffs entire stock of 20 inch latex dildos, and you sir, have the temerity, nay, the UNMITIGATED GALL to advise Americans to conserve more energy. You two faced, pound gaining, fucking SCHMOOK! You really are something aren't ya, scaring innocent people with your putrid, unprovable, personal fund raising fucking Acid induced 70's free fuck for all stream of rotten pablum. You sir, are A-fucking-Numbah One!