This is your Captain speaking. This ship has been out of action for far to long. After many funding delays, the refit for the USS FUCK EVERY ISLAMOFACIST AND SOCIALIST COCKSUCKER will now be resuming her duties upon the high seas. If you are offended by profanity, this ain't the ship for you. If you can't handle the way this ship fights, then get the fuck out of it. There ain't no room for you here. If your sick and totally fucking tired of seeing "Turbaned Turds" on the news and everywhere else you go, then come aboard. If your a "black gun" toting, right wing shouting, Christian, Pro-Life, Pro kicking illegal fucking immigrants back south of the border, then come aboard. Your Captain has had enough. It's time to take the fucking gloves off, and do some good ol' fashioned IRA kneecapping. FUCK YOU ALLAH!

THAT IS ALL