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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
And this months finger of the month award goes to none other than Al, I'm a fucking hypocrite, Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! CONGRATULATIONS AL! Along with your worthless fucking golden idol, bestowed upon you by even more worthless fuck-spits than you are, you get to take home The Captain's FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD! You piece of shit. You maintain a mansion that consumes more power than the late, great Anna Nicole Quiffs entire stock of 20 inch latex dildos, and you sir, have the temerity, nay, the UNMITIGATED GALL to advise Americans to conserve more energy. You two faced, pound gaining, fucking SCHMOOK! You really are something aren't ya, scaring innocent people with your putrid, unprovable, personal fund raising fucking Acid induced 70's free fuck for all stream of rotten pablum. You sir, are A-fucking-Numbah One!
ATTENTION ALL HANDS!
This is your Captain speaking. This ship has been out of action for far to long. After many funding delays, the refit for the USS FUCK EVERY ISLAMOFACIST AND SOCIALIST COCKSUCKER will now be resuming her duties upon the high seas. If you are offended by profanity, this ain't the ship for you. If you can't handle the way this ship fights, then get the fuck out of it. There ain't no room for you here. If your sick and totally fucking tired of seeing "Turbaned Turds" on the news and everywhere else you go, then come aboard. If your a "black gun" toting, right wing shouting, Christian, Pro-Life, Pro kicking illegal fucking immigrants back south of the border, then come aboard. Your Captain has had enough. It's time to take the fucking gloves off, and do some good ol' fashioned IRA kneecapping. FUCK YOU ALLAH!
THAT IS ALL
THAT IS ALL
